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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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