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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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