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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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