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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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