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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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