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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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