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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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