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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺
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