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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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