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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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