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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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