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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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