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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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