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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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