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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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