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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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