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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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