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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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