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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺
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