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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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