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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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