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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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