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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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