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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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