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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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