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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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