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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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