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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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