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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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