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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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