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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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