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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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