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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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