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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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