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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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