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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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