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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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