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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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