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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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