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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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