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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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