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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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