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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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