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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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