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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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