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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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