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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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