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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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