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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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