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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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