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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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