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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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