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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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